30 Unintentionally Hilarious Adverts on Alibaba.com

If you’ve bought from China before you may have used Alibaba.com to source a supplier.

Alibaba is a B2B website where sellers can post keyword rich adverts for their products or services to attract potential buyers.

Just like on any B2B platform or Ecommerce site it is important your ads stand out from the competition by making your products look and sound great.

Either these are all honest typos or there is a serious demand for crap, shit and shite. I’ll let you decide ;)

1. Crap Machinery

Crap Machinery

2. E26 Shite Bulb Light

E26 Shite Bulb Light

3. Pajamas Cosplay Have the Zip to Shit

Pajama Cosplay Have the Zip to Shit

4. Crap Fountain

Crap Fountain

5. China Factory Cute Couple Shit Design

China Factory Cute Couple Shit Design

6. Fish Mesh Crap

Fish Mesh Crap

7. 2012 Winter Ladies Fashion Sweet Shite Military Winter Coat

2012 Winter Ladies Fashion Sweet Shite Military Winter Coat

8. Steel Shit

Steel Shit

9. Cow Shit Treatment System

Cow Shit Treatment System

10. Pushin Crap

Pushin Crap

11. Satin Pure Shite One Shoulder Mermaid Ladies’ Fashion Evening Bridemaids Prom Dress

Satin Pure Shite One Shoulder Mermaid Ladies' Fashion Evening Bridemaids Prom Dress

12. Resin Women Shitting Statue

Resin Women Shitting Statue

13. Shit Gear Knob

Shit Gear Knob

14. Yellow Boy and Crap Garden Fountain

Yellow Boy and Crap Garden Fountain

15. Horse Shit Treatment System

Horse Shit Treatment System

16. Square Shite Tablecloth

Square Shite Tablecloth

17. Shite Welding Fabrication Work

Shite Welding Fabrication Work

18. Crap Trap

Crap Trap

19. Bicycle Shit

Bicycle Shit

20. Colourful Plastic Dice and Crap Key Chain

Colourful Plastic Dice and Crap Keychain

21. Shit Uniform

Shit Uniform

22. Crap Metal Cutting Machine

Crap Metal Cutting Machine

23. Human Shit Treatment System

Human Shit Treatment System

24. 2011 New Style’ Shite

2011 New Style Shite

25. Jumping Red Crap Fountain

Jumping Red Crap Fountain

26. Rainwear Shit

Rainwear Shit

27. Lovely Baby Pee & Shit Doll Baby Doll Lovely Doll

Lovely Baby Pee & Shit Doll Baby Doll Lovely Doll

28. Crap Design T Shirt by Weed Brand

Crap Design T Shirt by Weed Brand

29. Shit Knob Manufacture in Zhejiang

Shit Knob Manufacture in Zhejiang

30. High Speed for the Piece of Shit

High Speed for the Piece of Shit

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I will write a follow up post one week from now to tell you exactly how viral this post goes (if it goes viral at all) and the strategies I use to spread it around the social web.

Do you think all the above are simply honest mistakes or is there some reason to this rudeness?

Comments

  1. says

    hey richard,

    all of these typos and mistakes are due to poor english skills of Chinese staffs of those suppliers’ companies, these are all done unintentionally.

    so that’s why buyers can’t expect excellent, even good user experiences on sites like alibaba, it’s a purchasing platform and all sellers are companies of small and medium sized.

    the listing pages on alibaba.com are more like yellow pages listing services in business directories in the US, but the difference is for small businesses in China, they don’t have much knowledge of internet marketing in international business world, so you see poor designed business sites, including stock photos, copied web copies and things that are amateurish.




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